So it seems that my derriere is bruised a little from my bicycle seat. The seat is a tiny little thing if you ask me and it does wedge itself pretty good into some sensitive areas, but I didn't think it would take this much of a toll! I've got tender, bruised spots that aren't quite my woohoo and not quite my bum.
Apparently I need to see if they manufacture wider, cushier seats. Will that be Large or Extra Large, ma'am? Um, do you have a Lard Ass size, please?
PS. I was SO not feeling the bike ride to work tonight, but I did it anyway. My legs felt like jelly at the end of the ride.
Hey this seat looks good! I wonder how much one of these costs?
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